Would you be a good fit for King Henry VIII?

Old Copper Nose married six ladies in his lifetime: Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, and Catherine Parr. He did not seem to have much luck with these unions. Would you be a better fit?

Prithee, indicate the following:

Henry is in the middle of a large dispute between Catholics and Protestants. What is your religious preference? (Choose from the drop down menu)

Are you worried you made the wrong choice?


The following questions will calculate your likelihood to be a good match for His Majesty. Click the values that best suit you, then hit the 'Compute Loving Servant' button to find the results.

1. Are you willing to stay with your spouse, even if you are not successful in producing an heir?
Yes!   Sure   Um   Meh   Nay   No!

2. Are you adamant with persuading others to conform to your religious ideals?
Yes!   Sure   Um   Meh   Nay   No!

3. Do you consider yourself to be the submissive type?
Yes!   Sure   Um   Meh   Nay   No!

4. Do you mind if your partner has a little weight problem?
Yes!   Sure   Um   Meh   Nay   No!  

5. Would you mind if your partner had a festering wound that never healed?
Yes!   Sure   Um   Meh   Nay   No!  

6. Would you unconditionally support your partner, despite frequent demonstrations of narcissism?
Yes!   Sure   Um   Meh   Nay   No!